Dishonoring a dishonorable flag of a dishonorable people

Planned Norwegian royal standard burning: "last resort" by angry wild salmon defenders.

BELFAST MAINE   Furious over King Harald V of Norway's  apparent endorsement of a conspiracy between Norwegian nationals and  Maine's controversial and proudly anti environment  Governor Janet Trafton Mills to eliminate  one of the last remaining wild Atlantic salmon schools in the  United States, with a seriously  bad  a veteran Maine environmentalist has  declared  April a special Norwegian flag burning month.

The furor comes  as the  latest unknown owner of the jinxed Nordic Aquafarms  project, long ago stripped of its Maine  Bureau of Parks and Lands lease,  bizarrely tries to bully local governments into robbing their own local residents  to benefit  foreign would be polluters"

" This  cruel forcing of  small budgeted towns to commit scarce funds -  until  they can no longer afford to play this disgustingly rigged game,"  Huber said, " is unworthy of King Harold and unworthy of all Norwegians of good character.  

Youi majesty  please  force  pollution  upon the citizens of another country.  So  Your Majesty's  subjects  wc gleefully foul our beloved Penobscot Bay   -  with no discharge limits at all."  

Huber said that while this is in great part due  to our Quisling governor Janet Mills,  King Harold V's  seeming approval of this predatory abuse of small Maine towns  by an unknown mass of Norwegian monied interests has raised more than a few 

Your Majesty, please  put this bizarre "Nordic Aqua Farms" entity under an ethical spotlight.   .

"This is the last major American River and Bay hosting wild Atlantic Salmon" said an exasperated Ron Huber, Penobscot Bay Watch since 1992.  "Can't you just  make Nordic go away already?"

Let this be the last year our small bay towns have  to expensively fend off  Norwegian capital attracted by  "Maine-for-sale"  political pimp Janet Trafton Mills.

Harald V is said to be the moral compass of his subjects. If so, he is failing his his people. 

"We will burn the royal Norwegian flag  last". He said. " Slowly. With no pleasure, only a deep sorrow that King Harald V and his nation  have  become actual enemies of natural Maine." 

"Though we won't  take that extreme step of charring the Royal Standard  before the end of this month. And will honor it, never ever harm it,    if you take  these mysterious Norwegian capitalists to task publicly, so we can understand the strange fascination  our Penobscot Bay holds  over Norwegian money markets..

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